“Take all your pride and embarrassment, fold it up, stick it in your pocket, and leave it there.”

As soon as the zebra-striped vehicle pulled up in front of Union Square, I knew this tour was going to be different. With a safari hat and animal-print blanket laid out on each seat, a driver with dreadlocks down to the ground, and a guide with more enthusiasm than anyone should ever possess at 9 in the morning, this was definitely not your average city tour.

This was the Urban Safari, an “off-the-beaten-track adventure” through the hilly jungle that is San Francisco.

The Urban Safari, San Francisco

If you know me at all, you’ll know that not only do I affirm that guided tours are not the devil, but I also love ones that don’t take themselves too seriously. And that’s definitely the case with the Urban Safari (refer back to the quote at the beginning of this post).

This tour company is all about character. From the safari hats to Mfalme the dreadlocked driver to the rousing renditions of “That’s Amore” that are sung as the vehicle drives through North Beach (San Francisco’s “Little Italy”), a trip with the Urban Safari is all about having fun while catching glimpses of parts of San Francisco that many tourists simply don’t see.

The Urban Safari, San Francisco

Our driver Mfalme - one of the nicest guys you will ever meet.

Yes, you’ll roll past the gates of China Town, slow down as you pass the bottom of crooked Lombard Street, and be snapping photos as you coast by City Hall and the “Painted Ladies” of Alamo Square. But you’ll also see so much more.

The Urban Safari, San Francisco

City Hall

Highlights of this tour for me included:

Union Square

Okay, so this wasn’t actually a stop on the tour. But, since I wasn’t staying downtown, I couldn’t be picked up at a hotel, and instead was picked up at Union Square. The square was fairly quiet before 10 a.m., and I enjoyed soaking up the sun as I strolled through the artwork on display.

Union Square, San Francisco

Union Square, San Francisco

The Palace of Fine Arts

Craving some Greco-Roman architecture in SF? Look no further than the Palace of Fine Arts in the Marina District. This pillared and domed structure was originally built for the 1915 Panama-Pacific Exhibition, and was so beloved that it was preserved when most of the other exhibition buildings were demolished. My favorite part is the weeping women at the top of each pillar. Today, the Palace houses artwork, as well as the Exploratorium, a hands-on science museum.

Palace of Fine Arts, San Francisco

Palace of Fine Arts, San Francisco

Fort Point

A stop we were all looking forward to was Fort Point, located right at the base of the Golden Gate Bridge. The weather was perfect and the photos basically took themselves.

Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco

But it was a bit of knowledge our guide Eric shared with us that was my favorite part of the stop. As soon as we got out of the zebra bus, Eric invited us all to jog with him to the end of the walkway, where we all slapped “Hopper’s Hands” a high-five. These hands, placed on the fence that was erected post-9/11, were put up by a man by the name of Ken Hopper.

Hopper's Hands, San Francisco

Prior to the fence, joggers and walkers exercising along the waterfront would run all the way up to the wall of the fort, tap or touch it out of habit, and then turn around and continue their run. Once the fence was built, they began tapping the fence. Hopper decided to give them something else to tap. But the hands aren’t really the whole story. Hopper was an ironworker on the Golden Gate Bridge for 17 years, and has been responsible for talking down dozens of would-be suicide jumpers. A true hero.

The Presidio

The perfectly-manicured Presidio was especially photogenic on such a sunny day. This used to be a series of Army barracks, but today the buildings are rented out. In one, a museum celebrates Walt Disney — check out the Academy Award he won for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves if you have time to pop inside!

The Presidio, San Francisco

Twin Peaks

While you won’t always get great views like this from Twin Peaks (it’s often “in the fog”), a visit up here with the Urban Safari will always be fun. While everyone else was taking photos of the skyline, our guide Eric was helping us take my favorite sort of photos — the dramatic “I’m falling!” kind. If I wasn’t already sold on this tour, this would have done it for me.

Twin Peaks, San Francisco

Twin Peaks, San Francisco

The Castro

After a morning full of sightseeing, one of our last stops was in the Castro District for lunch. We stopped at a little market, where I bought my cheapest meal in San Francisco — $7.35 for a chicken/avacado wrap, a bag of chips, and a bottle of water. We were joined for lunch by the owner of the Urban Safari, Dan, and his wife, Sandy. They bought me “the best brownie in the world,” and definitely made me like the company even more. Passionate people always get my stamp of approval.

Castro, San Francisco

The Urban Safari tour I was on was coupled with a trip out to Alcatraz (more on this later), but our time with guide Eric and driver Mfalme ended at the Alcatraz pier. I think it’s safe to say that all 17 of us on board were sad to leave them behind.

The Urban Safari, San Francisco

Me and Mfalme!

So would I recommend the Urban Safari? Abso-freaking-lutely.

If you’re looking for a comprehensive city tour of San Francisco that’s both silly and informative at the same time, then this is the tour for you.

The other guys don’t give you safari hats.

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Would you go on an Urban Safari in San Francisco?

 

*Note: I was a guest of the Urban Safari, care of GetYourGuide. But, as always, opinions are my own and only slightly influenced by the prevalence of corny jokes.

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11 Responses to Go Wild on an Urban Safari

  1. You are so funny. Did you have to use that zig zagged shirt on that specific day? Love the pick where you are “falling”.
    Ruth (Tanama Tales) recently posted..An Orange Sea in the Middle of the Mojave Desert

    • DangerousBiz says:

      Haha, actually I didn’t even realize I was wearing such an appropriate shirt until I was looking through my photos after the tour!

  2. I prefer exploring places on my own, at my own pace, yet also agree that tours can be a great option at times. San Francisco sounds like an easy city to explore using public transportation and walking, but this tour sounds hilarious, like another city attraction.
    Ayelet – All Colores recently posted..On the Way to Jerusalem’s Ice Festival: A Slight Error in Direction

    • DangerousBiz says:

      San Francisco is indeed very easy to get around/explore on your own. But yes, this tour was so much fun, that I recommend it strictly for the fun factor!

  3. Wez says:

    Loving the falling off the twin peaks photo. Looks hilarious. There’s lots of amazing places there that I didn’t get to see when I was there last time, looks like I’ll have to head to SF again ;)
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  4. jessica says:

    Oh my goodness! We were at the golden gate almost 8 months ago and we saw those hands on the fence but had no idea what they were for. I feel like one of life’s mysteries has been clarified. Only a few million more to go. :)

  5. Ken Hopper says:

    Hey, Those guys from Urban Safari are lots of FUN ! Very nice write up. Thought you might like to know, I still work on the GGB (28 years and counting).Warm Regards, Ken Hopper

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